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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:39 pm

I simply changed "Relationship Status" to "single".

All it has to do then is check gender, and BAM - you get spammed with ads about "hot girls" and "looking for a girlfriend?" and 'browse females here!"

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Tue May 18, 2010 6:55 am


Dear god, it's spreading!

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Mon May 24, 2010 3:58 pm



Seems like there's a program for just about everything...

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Tue May 25, 2010 10:05 am

Where do I sign up?



Wait, we're talking about a .EXE kind of program right?

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Sun May 30, 2010 7:50 am




The Pirate Bay - Now providing for ALL your booty needs!

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:28 pm



What is this.... i don't even

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:30 pm



That second photo reminds me of Oblivion....

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:35 pm



Pfft.... i'm a bit skeptical about this one..... there's no way she's a real reporter...

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:45 pm


Prostitution?



wait wait wait.... POINT 999? does that mean there was 0.999 of a visitor to the site at some point? What happened to the other 0.001 of that user? D:

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Wed Jun 02, 2010 5:22 am

He was missing the finger neccessary to click the button and claim his prize.

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:47 am


> sexy
> funny
> outgoing

There you go. Those are the 3 qualities for a perfect wife, right there. Just look at that picture! Perfect wife-material for sure!

Let's hope she makes a good sandwich, too...

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:52 am



*WARNING*
These women will ACTIVELY message you!
They are VERY attracted to Western Men!

(According to studies, that is)

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:55 am



LOLnothanks.
I'll be fine.


Wait.... Medicare rebates? .....Cool

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:00 am

I never fell for those "Get ripped!" ads on the internet, until now...



Girls dig Spartans.

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:10 am

First we had ads that flashed and jittered...

Then we had "Click 2 Claim" buttons...

Then came the mysterious 'loading bars'...

Now there's something new:


A drop-down menu!
Now you can choose what you want to be!

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:11 am



.............

.....what? >_>


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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:13 am



Not only am i confused as to what a 'Bingo Liner' is, i'm also conflicted between the two places i'm being told to click...

"Click Here"

"OK."

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:17 am



I was a 'selected visitor', because the 'random number generator' selected me as a winner.

> random number generator

......What?

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:19 am



How ironic that an ad for proffessional design in photoshop was designed by someone with NO DESIGN SKILLS WHATSOEVER.

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:24 am



"How to bee a 1337 H4XX0R" - A book for over 30's to learn how to become hackers.

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:27 am



Hahahah... take that DELL!


[When i first saw this ad i thought it was sushi... >_>]

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:27 pm



The Internet pays this woman directly, may we all learn from her example and worship this mysterious figure known as The Internet in hoping they will bless us with a $76/hour job too!

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:41 am



A new party game to replace "pin the tail on the donkey", perhaps?

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:52 am

Lol, I was wondering how long it would be before you found that one.

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PostSubject: Re: Ads on the interwebz   Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:37 pm



It was BANANAS!

ALL ALONG.

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