Ugh, the net has been scattered with all these weight loss scams recently.

Seen most of them before myself.

Yeah, i reckon... I'll stop posting the "one simple rule" ones... UNLESS i can think of a caption...

Like this for example:


Rule #33: Have a friend pose for the 'after' shot, in the same location. 9/10 people can't tell the difference!

Just when you thought 3lbs a week was tops:


7lbs in ONE WEEK?!?

Thanks again, Dr. Oz!

I am - THE visitor.

It has evolved now to an ancient secret.

...also 41*10 = 410lb = Approx. 205kg. She should be a lot bigger than that picture.

also - the 'after' shot is a man.

That's a tad mean.

LOL JKS LOLOLOL.


also:



Turns out i was the eleven billion, seven-hundred and sixty-eighth million, six hundred and twenty-seven thousand, nine-hundred and eighty first person to see that banner.

And i won the "free lotto".

Hopefully when i "click 2 claim" i'll get an equivalent amount of money.

Fortunately for this man, he also gained a few centimetres in height, and a healthy tan. Not to mention the fact that his chest-hair redistributed itself.

just some more shiit ads from the 'net..




Why do i get the feeling that the "dear internet user" one was made by a non-english speaking person?

"...that's why we just have selected you..."

Fraud?

Global Financial Crisis

It even effects the online advertising industry.

AHAH! ha...haaa.... I bet she is.

I found this little fella on our site, actually:



It's the only rubix cube i've ever solved.... or will solve... *sigh*

Damn F****** straight. Why would you go anywhere else? "BUMPHLEGM" is clearly the coolest place on the internet right now.



Wait... WHAT!?